February 2012
1 post
The older I get, the funnier it gets. Everything....
January 2012
4 posts
I put a curse on you. The spell is overrated.
Dress like you’re gonna meet the bitch your ex cheated on you with.
October 2011
3 posts
Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever...
– Steve Jobs
September 2011
2 posts
The happiest people don’t have the best of everything, they just make the...
August 2011
3 posts
Decide. Life is short.
July 2011
2 posts
Distance isn’t a big factor in a relationship. Communication is. But most...
Anonymous asked: Do you have a boyfriend good enough ?
June 2011
4 posts
Life’s not a movie, so don’t wait around for someone else to write...
May 2011
7 posts
We will all eventually be forgotten after death at some point… me, you,...
Relationships are like airlines - too much baggage will cost you.
April 2011
14 posts
There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights.
We’re addicted quick fixes, top ten lists, and four-hour work weeks, but the...
– Rands In Repose
Gentleman - a man of refinement. If you find one,...
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I really hope that I never get caught using Photo Booth as a mirror in public.
Everything men do is intended to impress women — whether it’s going to the Moon,...
March 2011
8 posts
You can buy fashion, but you can’t buy style.
Little girls cry. Big girls say FUCK!
February 2011
2 posts
The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via libraryland)